Inspired by reading Mr. Tickle and Mr. Funny Upsets Mr. Fussy to Brett and AJ, I call this one Mr Know It All and Mr Cutie Pie Go For a Visit. (Given my poetry skills are lacking, I wish I could read this to you with it's intended rythm so give it a go as if reading a well written children's book. See the footnotes for a little insight.)
We are busy little boys you know.
We keep our parents on their toes. 
Last weekend Mom and Dad decided to have a little rest.
They dropped us at Aunt Stacey's house saying, "Please behave your best".
Aunt Stacey fed us yucky food. (1)
Uncle Ragav is one hairy dude. (2)
We did not kick up any fuss when asked to go to bed.
Our snoring was quite loud from the snot inside our heads.
On Saturday in the morning we walked and walked so far.
Our little legs were tired, but we couldn't take the car. (3)
A nice lady read us stories at the children's neat book shop.
Good thing that we stopped spitting when Uncle Ragav said, "Please STOP!"
Otherwise he'd have sent us to the scary time out spot. (4)
After lunch we took our skateboards to the park.
We're not so good at riding them, no matter it was a lark.
AJ and his buddy Lightening watched a deee-veee-deee.
AJ is a big boy now, he uses the toilet to pee.
We helped Aunt Stacey in the kitchen to make some tasty treats.
Delicious homemade pancakes and chocolate pretzels can't be beat. (5)
Uncle Ragav made quite sure that we were never bored.
We all made paper airplanes. Through the air they soared.
The best part of the weekend was playing in the snow.
And afterwards our parents came and it was time to go.
We hugged and kissed and said goodbye.
We were not sad. We did not cry.
Thank you for the fun we had. If we could be so bold,
We'll express our deepest gratitude by giving you a cold.
THE END
Footnotes:
1. Margot told me they like chicken pot pie. Well, they didn't like mine!
2. The boys found Uncle Ragav's hairy chest a bit peculiar. AJ exclaimed, "EEEEWWW", when he touched it.
3. Margot forgot to bring Brett's booster - their car has one built in.
4. The dark basement was presented as the time out spot. Even I'd be scared!
5. Borrowed photo so you get the idea. Yummy!
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